Joel Murray – Frank
Tara Lynne Barr – Roxy
Melinda Page Hamilton – Alison
Mackenzie Brooke Smith – Ava
Rich McDonald – Brad
Maddie Hasson – Chloe
Larry Miller – Chloe’s Dad
Dorie Barton – Chloe’s Mom
Travis Wester – Ed
Lauren Benz Phillips – Donna
Guerrin Gardner – Tampon-Throwing Tuff Gurl
Kellie Ramdhanie – Melissa Tuff Gurl
Aris Alvarado – Steven Clark
Romeo Brown – John Tyler
Sandra Vergara – American Superstarz Judge
Jamie Harris – American Superstarz Judge
Alexie Gilmore – Morning Show Host
James McAndrew – Morning Show Host
Brendalyn Richard – Karen
Geoff Pierson – Frank’s Boss
Tom Kenny – Office Staff
Eliza Coyle – Office Staff
Jill Talley – Office Staff
Joe Liss – Office Staff
Bryce Johnson – Co-Worker
Cameron Denny – Office Worker
Scot Zeller – Ronald
Danny Geter – Mutual of Onodaga Security Guard
Dan Spencer – Doctor
Leslie Noble – Medical Building Woman
Regan Burns – Michael Fuller
Bruce Nozick – TMI Host
Orson Oblowitz – TMI Flunky
Frank Conniff – Stan Kurtz
Tom Lenk – Party Planner #1
Jack Plotnick – Party Planner #2
Morgan Murphy – Fast Food Employee
Gilland Jones – Girl Who Gets Shot in Movie Theater
Naomi Glick – Kimberly Black
Jacob DeMonte-Finn – Boy Who Gets Shot in Movie Theater #1
Carson Aune – Boy Who Gets Shot in Movie Theater #2
Toby Huss – Man with Cell Phone Who Gets Shot
Christopher Allen Nelson – Trooper
Iris Almario – Sophia Milo
Tony V. – Pancake Eating Pedophile
Mo Gaffney – Singing Waitress
Andrea Harper – Roxy’s Mother
David Mendenhall – Roxy’s Father
Steve Agee – American Superstarz Crew Member
Christopher Doyle – American Superstarz Security Guard Who Gets Shot
Kirk Bovill – Police Captain
Michael Carbonaro – Robbie Barkley
Philip Anthony Traylor – American Superstarz Backdoor Security Guard
Paul Eliopoulos – Reverend Goran
Mike Tristano – Shady Gun Dealer
Lon Gowan – Guy Who Runs in the Audience and Gets Shot
Daniel Lee Everson – Guy
Samantha Droke – Ashylee Chloe’s BFF
James Rustin – Skylar Chloe’s Other BFF
Nathan Kim – Dancer
Zuzana Lova – Dancer
Hunter Hamilton – Dancer
Suze Q – Dancer
Brad Rowe – Angry Tea Bagger
Nate Scholz – Paparazzi
Juliana Acosta – Press Conference Reporter
James Darling – Press Conference Cameraman
Maico Roa – Press Conference Reporter
Fileena Bahris – American Superstarz Fan
Ellen Baker – PR Rep for Pop Stars
I. Elijah Baughman – Bodyguard
Tom Massmann – Bodyguard
David Boat – (voice)
Claude Bragg – Rich High School Kid
Veronica Burgess – Office Gal
Aaron Burt – Jerky Boy #2
Travis Chesney – American Superstarz Fan
Sarah B. Downey – Office Worker
Christopher Swank – Office Worker
<jon Gormley – Popular Friend
Alana Gospodnetich – Baton Twirler
Frederick Gourgue – TMI Camera man
Lynn Haro – Waitress
D’Janine King-Lasky – Bloody Audience Member
Melissa LeEllen – American Superstarz Fan
Victor Taylor – American Superstarz Fan
Tommy Shayne Manfredi – Southern Baptist Protester
Dustin York – Baptist Protester
Montgomery Markland – American Superstar Crewmember
Marsad Nikui – Office Employee
David Jason Perez – Rejected Boy
Lenny Porterfield – Security Guard
Jennifer Powers – Average Student
Mike Jerome Putnam – Shooter and Police Officer
Eric Salazar – Patron
Claudia Serven – American Superstarz Celebrity
Keith Shawn – Fan
Patrick Stalinski – Restaurant Patron
Nevan Stewart – Standing Cameraman
Sasha Stuber – Female Jogger
William P. Szczech – Man in Hallway
Charles Whitman – Himself (archive footage)